Don't make me use this on you

My friend sent this. I was NOT looking for it:

"A robber who held up a bookmaker's shop in Leicester with his girlfriend's vibrator has been jailed."

Ok. Another area of England is safe at night.

"Sentencing him, Judge Philip Head said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."

If you insist on reading more...