Banner ads going for the throat

Here's a banner ad that Michael Vick might design.

Hit the smash button, start a dog fight? Luckily during the "smashing" 3 minutes I'll never have back in my day, I only witnessed: evil elf-men smashed open a dog cage; dog mauled the evil elf men.

Hmmm. Maybe the ringtone is Vick voicing over "Face your dogs!"
The whole thing makes me sick to my stomach. Nice detail on the top right - "Participation Required."