Gentlemen, please step to the East

Found this amusing map floating around -it's supposedly from National Geographic's February issue.
Yes, I represent part of that big fat orange circle in the Northeast.

Short of switching coasts to LA or the predominantly gay San Francisco, it looks like there are really big single Texas boys hanging out in three of the largest "fat" cities in the US... otherwise I can find gambling addicts in Vegas or some overcooked tan single men in sunny Phoenix.