Coming Soon to a treadmill near me

I've decided to pay for pain. February 1st was the first time I've ever joined a gym. March 1st came around and I still had not stepped one foot into the gym. On March 15 I decided to hire a personal trainer to force me to get my ass to the gym, and have someone bark at me twice a week.

I find it funny that the best priced training package per hour at New York Sports Club is called "Wedding Ready." The club assumes that since you've committed to another human being for the rest of your life, you're willing to commit to two days a week for 12 weeks. I can do this. The 12 weeks, that is. Not the lifetime part. Anyone can buy the package - I actually think it's a great marketing call to get those brides down a dress size or two.

Here's another great marketing plan - NYSC is the Official Health Club of the 2007 Tribeca Film Festival - and they're bringing the movie shorts to the cardio machine screens from April 25 to May 5. Yay! I'm actually excited for this.

My legs are hoping there won't be 10 minutes of advertisements.