Thank you, come again!
7-Eleven will soon cater to the real life Homer Simpsons in light of The Simpsons Movie due out in July.
It sounds like there may still be final ink to lay down on the deal, but 7-Eleven plans to refit 11 stores across the US to resemble the front of Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store in The Simpsons cartoon. They'll supposedly offer product based on the cartoon items - Buzz Cola, KrustyO's cereal and even iced Squishees (still containing the original Slurpee).
McDonald's missed the boat. Forget the Lion King action figures. Imagine promoting Pulp Fiction: Simply rename the Quarter Pounder to the Royale With Cheese, and have all the employees hand it over yelling "Here's your Mother F**kin Burger!"
And don't forget the signage in the windows:
"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

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