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Simpsons_movie 7-Eleven will soon cater to the real life Homer Simpsons in light of The Simpsons Movie due out in July.

It sounds like there may still be final ink to lay down on the deal, but 7-Eleven plans to refit 11 stores across the US to resemble the front of Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store in The Simpsons cartoon. They'll supposedly offer product based on the cartoon items - Buzz Cola, KrustyO's cereal and even iced Squishees (still containing the original Slurpee).

McDonald's missed the boat. Forget the Lion King action figures. Imagine promoting Pulp Fiction: Simply rename the Quarter Pounder to the Royale With Cheese, and have all the employees hand it over yelling "Here's your Mother F**kin Burger!"

And don't forget the signage in the windows:
"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

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Exceptional packaging

Whole_wheat_pasta I bought this whole wheat pasta not only as a health choice, but because the package flat out told me what to expect. If faced with several  unknown brand choices, I'll throw my $2.99 at such a bold statement. It lived up to its expectation.

Nice copy line, Bionaturae.

Pet owners beware: Pet food recall

Stories like this one horrify me.  Rat poison was found in pet food blamed for the deaths of at least 17 cats and dogs, but scientists said Friday they still don’t know how it got there and predicted more animal deaths would be linked to it.

Major brands like Eukanuba and Iams are affected.

A complete list of the recalled products along with product codes, descriptions and production dates was posted on Menu Foods' Web site. The company also designated two phone numbers that pet owners could call for information: (866) 463-6738 and (866) 895-2708.

Full story at Petville

You know there's a geek factor to your industry when...

...colleague emails get passed around that say this:

"Happy Pi Day!!!
March 14th. A "holiday" celebrated by math geeks everywhere. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March the 14th is 3/14."

“That looks like...”

Abmy What else to do with spare time except play around on the World Wide Internet finding stuff people knew about two years ago. Like MyHeritage face recognition, which matches any photo you upload with the closest celebrity. Almost. Take Alex Bogusky. Nikolai Gogal came back. Looks like a Crispin Glover K-Fed love child if you ask me. So go have fun and kill time. You have to register for free, but just give them a Bogusky bogus email and it still works. (Found on City Rag.)


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Tee-hee-hee look at these JB's on me!

Joe_boxer_underwear

I snapped this on my cell while boxer-brief browsing for JBs with the BF.

I guess wearing this underwear makes you men so very gay happy.

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The Violence of the Lambs

Black_sheep_killer I thought 300 Spartans going to war was bad-ass, but now here's over 30 million baaaaad-ass bloodthirsty killer sheep- products of a reckless genetic engineering experiment that goes horribly wrong.

Black Sheep is coming soon to theaters in New Zealand.

Damn.


An amazing site for art and literary snobs

Samuel_beckett I'll admit I'm one, too... or at least I try to be at cocktail parties.

How else can I describe a site with Samuel Beckett as the home page masthead? And more importantly, one that throws around the term "concrete poetry" and offers such material as DJ Food's Raiding the 20th Century: Words and Music Expansion and Marshall McLuhan's 1970 Dick Cavett appearance. Also, for all you concrete poets out there, there's Derek Beaulieu's an afterword after words: notes towards a concrete poetic.

This site was on a list of resources from my MFA professor. After a bit of Googling, I resolved it has nothing to do with Gary David Goldberg's Ubu Productions. (You remember - "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog!")

Founded in 1996 as a repository for avant-garde visual, concrete, and sound poetry and the response to its marginal distribution of that style of material, it has expanded to become a formidable online collection. It is freely available for noncommercial, educational use. It operates strictly by donation.

UbuWeb ensures open access to out-of-print works that find a second life through digital reprint while representing the work of contemporaries. It addresses problems in the distribution of and access to intellectual materials. UbuWeb does not distribute commercially viable works but rather resurrects sound, video and textual works through their translation into a digital environment.

In other words, if an LP is out of print, they RIP it to an MP3. They scan as many old books as they can get their hands on; they post essays as fast as they can OCR them. Should something return to print, they will remove it from their site immediately.

The site encompasses hundreds of artists, hundreds of gigabytes of sound files, books, texts and videos.

If you've cared to read this far into my post, you MUST take a long look at the Film and Video section.

UbuWeb embodies an unstable community, neither vertical nor horizontal but rather a Deleuzian nomadic model: a 4-dimensional space simultaneously expanding and contracting in every direction, growing "rhizomatically" with ever-increasing unpredictability and uncanniness.

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Beckham runs into new advertising

Beckham_la_galaxy Literally.

His laser-rocket foot sped his momentum smack into an ad board. Never fear... the knee injury won't keep his US millions away.

His old bones ligaments will recover in 4-6 weeks.

Baby photos and nose blowing

Old_yeller_kleenex Kleenex brand thought is wasn't pretty enough to simply disguise cardboard with varying floral designs... they're now offering personalized kleenex tissue boxes.

On MyKleenexTissue.com, you can upload a pet photo, baby photo, family photos... any kind of "family safe" photo. Add text, clip art, pick your colors... choose all those predictable customized options.

I thought Kleenex could use a little "jb" branding help, so I wasted a good 18 minutes of my life creating this lovely tissue box sample - one that'll make you Let it Out® with every glance - hence, selling more Kleenex for the Kimberly Clark company.

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Kiki Smith, an aritst in our time

Kiki_smith_sculpture I'll kick off my own tribute to Women's History Month with a summary I wrote on Kiki Smith. Primarily known as a scupltor and printmaker, Kiki is a significant artist of this generation...

As I look at figures and images that are suspended, animated, sometimes playful, I feel a most prominent sense of grounding while viewing Kiki Smith’s work.

Mt first impression however is how fabulous her dark sculptures look on The Whitney’s black stone floor. Truly beautiful. 

Her art is about essential things. In an interview, she has said that in the 1980s she deliberately played with and pushed forward certain unmentionables in American culture: personal mortality, bodily decay, the brutality of dissolution. And now she wants to play with an art-world unmentionable: sentimentality.

Her attitudes and expressions are clinically precise and abstractly metaphorical. She has a remarkable simplicity and directness.

In making work that's about the body, she’s playing with the indestructibility of life, yet at the same time, it's also about how you can just pierce it and it collapse, or dies – demonstrated in her use of paper mache, beeswax, and other fragile forms of media.

Kiki visualizes the use of skin (or lack thereof) as a sensitive surface, a pierce-able surface, a cloaking surface and an impenetrable surface. Some of these surfaces act as open shells, perhaps for spirituality. Her wall and floor positioning adds a strong mystical sense – what is perceived visually as a heavy physical frame is positioned in a way that often defies gravity.

Perhaps her body of work is really a personal survey in visual ideology. What each person sees and feels from her weighted or un-weighted objects is exactly that – a reflection of their own experience and perceptions.

I found a great quote of hers: “A friend of mine once said to me that nobody was going to take the things that I or the girls I knew did, seriously because we all worked in cardboard and stuff like that. I think, for about five years after that I said, "Okay, fuck you, I'm going to make everything really indestructible and you can't take it away from me. You can say it's shit, but at least you can't say it's shit because it's going to self-destruct."

 

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