NJ Govt. Warning: Being a redneck may be hazardous to your health

Squirrel hunters: drop your weapons! Squirrels being caught near a toxic waste dump might contain lead. New Jersey is advising that adults eat squirrel no more than twice a week and even less for children and pregnant women.

Uh, Ok.

"We've known for a long time something was wrong here, we just didn't know what it was," resident Myrtle Van Dunk said.

Wake-up-call to Myrtle - Of course there's something wrong. You're eating squirrel!!

Comments

[The Cosmic Burrito]

No more than twice a week? Oh ok, that's not so bad. I only eat squirrel on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

The term "squirrel hunters" concerns me. I didn't realize there was actually a subgroup of society that hunts squirrels regularly, let alone, ever. Other than cats and dogs of course.