Will Hunting spotted in Berkshire

Schoolchildren from Caversham have discovered a new theorem that solves an extremely important problem - the problem of nothing.

Side note to those who actually make it through this article: Calculators get an error when a number is divided by zero. Hmm. If I have a brownie, and want to split it in 2, I now have .5 (if I keep half for myself). If I do not want to share my brownie (which is closer to reality), then I want to divide my brownie by zero, or nothing, and I still have 1 whole brownie to myself, but not for very long. So why isn't 1 brownie divided by zero = 1?

*sigh* Oh whateverrrrr. I'll let you figure it out.